l'enfant terrible des fleurs
Sep 1,2014
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at labour day barbecue with grandparents, aunt, uncle, cousins and bbcorg. grandpa starts grilling hot dogs with cheese in them because he’s a satanic presence
I go over to look at them grilling
me: they look uncircumcised
eldest cousin: mILeNA

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fannyann:

i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining 

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shazampanic:

i want clint to notice everybody complaining about him and kate having the same superhero name bc “it’s confusing” so he officially changes his name to “dude hawkeye”

he even tweets it and has cap write it in the official superhero directory (he also makes cap make that a thing for this exact use) and makes everybody call him dude hawkeye on the coms and shit 

and when ppl call kate  ”lady hawkeye!” he just pulls out his mini-copy of the superhero directory and points to the page that says “Hawkeye: Kate Bishop” and is like “you must be mistaken friend, she’s hawkeye, i’m dude hawkeye, but there’s no lady hawkeye”